Homer Simpson
742 Evergreen Terrace
Springfield, United States
Phone: 939-555-0113
Email: homer.simpson@gmail.com
Summary of Qualifications
Award-winning nuclear safety inspector with 20 years' experience, plus additional skills as police chief, bartender, astronaut, snowplow driver, sports team mascot, and uhhh, is that a box of donuts? MmmmmmDOOOOnuts!
Employment History
Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Springfield, USA
1989 to Present
- Strengthened safety procedures that resulted in 75% fewer accidents on days I was absent.
- Pioneered workplace stress-reduction methods that worked for at least one employee.
City of Springfield, Springfield, USA
2002 to 2002
- Broke up weasel-selling ring.
- Secured community support in an almost-successful effort to expel organized crime from the city.
Education
Springfield High School, Springfield, USA
HS Diploma College Prep
Awards
1992: Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Service in the Field of Excellence